Maelstrom Announcements

Hi, this is Ricky, just sharing the latest.

First, Jeff Truitt's review is now posted. Check it out if you haven't had a chance.

Second, I've asked Bo to talk to Johnny Del Rio about getting permission for us to re-post some of the articles he wrote about us for Out on the Town. In case anyone is wondering why I put Bo in charge of this, you'd best ask him. I don't want to know the details of what an incubus gets up to in his spare time, but all those roses from Johnny have got to mean something.

Next, I've discovered Nevin is keeping a scrapbook of the band's tours and I've asked to share some of it here. The link is currently at the bottom of the page and will be moved to a more prominent place after the bunny benefit is over.

Finally, I see we've had fans reading these stories that keep appearing on this site. I'm still trying to get to the bottom of it, so in the meantime, don't believe everything you read. Please. You have no idea what our lawyer is charging us just to keep her on retainer.

I'll close this post with something Lazaro just handed me. I'm sure this is just his idea of a joke, right Lazaro?

Zombie Haiku: Bunnies vs Humans

Bunnies good.
Like a snack.
But human brains taste better.

If you like this travesty poem, let Lazaro know. In fact, I recommend you say you like it, whether you do or not. He might just know where you live.