Maelstrom Extra: Missing Books

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Ricky struggled with the heavy box, cursing as he tried to get it in the door of the studio. From behind the reception desk, which was really just for show since the band didn't allow visitors, Calvin frowned.

"What are you doing, human?"

"What does it look like? I guess you couldn't have held the door or anything."

Calvin returned his attention to a video game. "Not really."

Ricky set the box on a table and wondered if it would be worthwhile to say something about Calvin's manners. Since a lecture would probably be a waste of time, he went to the desk and started looking for something he could use to cut the box open.

"There you are, Ricky." Kalila strolled into the room. "You promised to be here half an hour ago so you could hear our new song."

"I needed to pick up a package."

Kalila approached the box and eyed it warily. "I see. And what's in here that's so important?"

"Books."

She raised her eyebrows. "Not those books."

Ricky stopped fumbling among the items on the desk. "Yes, 'those' books. They're copies of that new book about us."

"You mean the story about how you went from being in fear of your life from us to--"

"Don't give the ending away."

"Who would I be giving it away to? Calvin, you know this whole ridiculous saga, don't you?"

Calvin ignored her, absorbed in his video game.

"Look, would you just help me out, here? I need something to cut open the box with. Or better yet, how about you...?"

"Open it and remove the books for you by magic."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm not your personal servant?"

"I thought maybe you'd do it as a favor."

Kalila turned away in annoyance. "Djinns don't do favors," she said, but as she left the room, she waved her hand in the direction of the box.

Ricky hurried over in a rush of excitement, and it opened at his touch.

Empty. He picked up the box, weightless now without the books, and looked around in dismay. "Kalila!"

From the end of the hall, he heard a faint voice. "Come hear our new song, Ricky."

"But...the books."

Calvin looked up from his video game. "She didn't hire you to sell books, human. Better go see what she wants."

With a sigh of frustration, Ricky trudged down the hall. "This had better be good, Kalila."

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yes, folks, the rumors are true. Maelstrom is now available in e-book format from Fictionwise. Information about how to get the print version will follow just as soon as it's available But for now, if you're an e-book fan, go buy a copy of Maelstrom by following this link: Maelstrom!

Book Release Announcement!

Hey, everyone - Ricky here. That book about us has just been released on Fictionwise, and guess what? It looks like it really is about me. (Sorry, Kalila.)

It's only available in e-format right now, but if that's what you like, click on over and get it. There's a "new book" rebate in effect right now, so it's a bargain!

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Maelstrom Book Release!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is both an announcement and a Sunday Scribblings post!

Vic: You've got to be kidding. A book signing?

Ricky: Well, uh...yeah. You know, our book.

Kalila: You mean my book. It's all about me.

Ricky: Actually, I think it's about me.

Kalila: It can't be, Ricky. Why would anyone want to read about a human?

Ricky: (rolls his eyes) Why, indeed? Just tell me if you'll do it.

Kalila: Of course I want to meet my fans.

Bo: I'll be there, too. It's okay if I sign body parts, right?

Ricky: Um, well...

Bo: Never mind, then. Sounds like a waste of time.

Vic: I agree. Unless...(gives Ricky a quizzical look) we could combine this with a blood drive or something. That's doable, right?

Ricky: Sorry. There's a...uh...phlebotomist shortage. Really unfortunate, isn't it?

Lazaro: I want to go. People who read are smart. Smart brains taste good.

Ricky: I was thinking maybe you should stay here and rehearse, Lazaro. Keep an eye on the studio and all that. Wouldn't want anyone sneaking in and stealing your drums or anything.

Lazaro: Never thought of that. Good idea.

Ricky: (looks around) Nevin, are you in? You'll do the book signing, right?

Nevin: Of course, Ricky. Anything to help you and the band.

Ricky: Great, it looks like we've got it all figured out. The event is tentatively scheduled for May 15, but I'll have more details later.

Nevin: (claps hands) Wonderful!

Kalila: Considering that the book is about me, it's about time.

Ricky: Actually, I'm pretty sure it's about me.

Kalila: Impossible.

Ricky: I guess we'll find out, won't we?

It's almost here, folks! Maelstrom is in the final stages of cover design and should be available for purchase on or about May 15, 2010. More information soon!